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Program life: do programmers fish at work? Forgive my unkind smile!

2021-01-23 20:49:15 Archangel Vega


 

Code finished = completion of jobs

Work overtime = High efficiency and high output

Instant noodles + Ham sausage = A nutritious lunch

Be busy = Strive = Good performance

job-hopping = A raise

Others take it 50000 a monthly salary = I should take it too 50000 a monthly salary

almost = I don't know how long it will take

Estimates that need 6 personal = The actual need 16 personal

Write code 30 minute + Browsing the Internet 7 One and a half hours = A fullfilling day

“ This demand is very simple ”= Broken ape

“ Go back and wait for the announcement ”= You're out of business

After work later = I don't know when to leave work

Eat with your head down + Singing at the top of my voice = Team building

Solve a problem Bug+ Browsing the Internet 7 One and a half hours = A fullfilling day

Lead a man + The programmer is silent = Group meetings

Progress polling + Work overtime + Late delivery = Project plan tracking and control

Product launch = Work overtime

Electronic products, = A gift for the goddess

Compensatory leave = Overtime benefits

Crazy delay + Crazy overtime = I'm worthy of that

Postpone the year-end bonus = Effectively reduce the personnel turnover rate

6 A conscientious programmer +2 I'm a muddler = A team that muddles along

The meeting = Collective waste of time

More people = Exacerbate project delays

 


 

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